Sooo…I got a new full length mirror.
I just thought I’d share.
You see, I’m not only telling you this because it’s pretty & makes my room look bigger
but that little so-and-so shows me the TRUTH.
The ugly truth.
For instance: it showed me the new fine lines that have developed around my eyes that remind me yes, you ARE in your 30’s, that I religiously forget to zip up my zipper & most importantly it revealed to me that my once lovable muffin top (whom I have affectionately named “Pancha”) had turned into quite the jelly roll.
Stupid truthful mirror…

So faced with all this new found truth, I decided to make some changes:

First: I bought a huge tub of Retinol off Amazon that kiiiinda burns my face…I’m no dermatologist but I don’t think it’s supposed to do that but hey, my eyes look great. 
Second: I check my zipper every 5 minutes (it may or may not look like I’m compulsively touching my no-no’s in public but meh, whatever).
 Third: I decided to get in shape & get healthy!


How am I going about this “getting healthy” business, you ask? (I know you totally did)
Well, I started doing the Insanity workout videos
(It’s day 23 & I still feel like Shaun T. took a bag of nickels to my ass & legs) 
& I’ve changed my old eating habits to new healthier ones!

Only there’s one little problem…
The old me & the new me don’t always agree over our meal choices. 

The new “Insane” me says: 
“Hey, you totally love celery, protein shakes, & grapes with a side of air!”
The old me is like: 
“Who the hell invited this granola-muncher? Girrrrl, you like nachos. Keep it real.”

So we compromise.
And out of that give-&-take relationship the following recipe was born 🙂 
Enjoy!
 
POLENTA HUEVOS RANCHEROS!